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Ari: You really think we can work together.. Davies: Come on, Ari, we’re all animals. We just go whereever’s the most food. Ari: Well, my fridge is bare pal.
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Davies: I have something better you can bid on. Ari: Well, you’re selling your ass again Davies?
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Ari: My wife lost a contact, Davies. Why don’t you pop out and help us, maybe I give you a little curbing when you’re on your knees.
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Ari (leaving the lunch): Lunch is on me, provided that uh, Joyce, you still have youir stomach stapeled.
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Ari (walking in on Mrs. Ari’s friends lunch): Ah, the girls from Wysteria Lane. Which one of you is hiding a large black man in your basement?
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Terrence: I’m prepared to offer you *four* million dollars. Ari: Four? (pauzes) Ok, first, let me counter by saying .. fuck you!
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Terrence: Ari, you look a little haggard. Everything alright? Ari: It’s called aging Terrence. Not everyone can stay young by sucking the blood of their employees.
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E: [Come to Sloan's event], it would mean a lot to me! Ari: I get hard thinking about the fact that you actually like me, E. However, I am sitting down with your father in law for the first time in 9...
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Vincent: Besides the fact the L.A. Times compared me to Terrell Owens, I’m doing great. E: You hear that, Ari? Ari: The Eagles got rid of T.O. and look where they landed. Aquaman 2 is going to make...
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